Christina "Blue" Hooper — Speaking & Media Kit
Ready to Give Your Audience Real Strategies That Actually Work?
The Business Design Expert Who Gets It
Christina "Blue" Hooper doesn't deliver feel-good fluff or generic business advice. As an autistic entrepreneur with 18+ years of systematic thinking, she gives audiences tactical strategies they can implement immediately - especially if they're tired of business advice that feels like it was written for someone else's brain.
Book Christina if you want a speaker who:
Solves real problems in real time (audiences love watching her redesign businesses live)
Gives actionable frameworks, not motivational speeches
Understands neurodivergent entrepreneurs because she IS one
Makes complex business concepts accessible and engaging
"What we just witnessed was freakin' amazing. It was inspiring! This is why we watch sports, because it's fun to watch a person at the pinnacle of something. It's fun to watch someone who's sculpted themselves into a paragon of excellence. What you just did — it felt like magic. That was awesome."
— Kasim Aslam
(reaction to watching Christina redesign someone's entire business in 5 minutes)
She's Like "Business Google" - But Make It Human
Christina has this uncanny ability to diagnose business problems in minutes that others spend months trying to figure out. Maybe it's because she's autistically obsessed with business models. Maybe it's her background as a programmer and engineer. Or maybe it's just pattern recognition superpowers.
Either way, audiences leave her presentations with:
Clarity about what's actually broken in their business
Confidence that there are real solutions (not just "mindset work")
Concrete next steps they can take immediately
Permission to build businesses that work for their brains
What Makes Her Different from Your Typical Speaker?
No Cookie-Cutter Advice: Christina designs solutions around how your brain actually works, not how business gurus think it should work.
Real-Time Problem Solving: She often analyzes audience members' actual business challenges during presentations - it's like live consulting.
Anti-Hustle Approach: Shows how to build sustainable businesses without burning out or forcing yourself into tactics that feel gross.
Neurodivergent Expertise: Speaks from lived experience about ADHD/autistic entrepreneurship, not just research.
What People Say...
"I am so ready to follow the path you laid out for me and thanks to you, I am confident that I can be successful under your tutelege. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!" — Wolf Bishop
"I’m working on the Content Ecosystem Map you taught me… it is SO much better for me to see it this way… at least right now. It is actually fun work and gets me excited. Thanks so much for this… my brain gets it!!!!" — Gwen
"There are concepts in the BLUEprint that really shed some light on the overall process of running your business. I've invested so much time and money over the years to get a piece here and a piece there... but the BLUEprint helped me create a plan for my business that I actually want to work."
— James Bullis, Web Developer
"Just finished up critiquing my speech that I used your Dragon Slides Training for. It's a really good speech! It's hilarious and education and goes for an hour completely with loads of funny stories. — Jo
Signature Speaking Topics
Choose a ready-made, battle-tested presentation or request something custom for your audience. Christina can adapt her expertise to your specific audience:
Industry-specific versions (coaches, consultants, creators, tech entrepreneurs)
Podcast interviews about neurodivergent entrepreneurship and business design
Panel discussions on alternative business strategies
Interactive workshops with live business analysis and Q&A
"How to Build a Business Your Brain Actually Wants to Run"
Perfect for: Entrepreneur events, neurodivergent communities, business conferences
Most entrepreneurs are exhausted because they're using business strategies designed for neurotypical brains. Christina reveals why "proven" tactics fail for different thinkers and shares her systematic approach to building businesses that energize instead of drain.
Best For: 30-60 minutes | Entrepreneur groups, ADHD/autism communities, business development events
Audiences Will Learn:
The 5 business myths that keep neurodivergent entrepreneurs stuck
How to spot when you're forcing strategies that don't fit your brain
The BLUEprint framework for systematic business design
Why questions aren't resistance (they're how smart people learn)
"Why 90% of Business Advice is Designed for the Wrong Brain"
Perfect for: Small business events, coaching communities, overwhelmed entrepreneurs
Stop collecting random tactics and start building systems. Christina shows how to create businesses that grow sustainably without constant firefighting, social media hustle, or sacrificing your mental health.
Best For: 45-90 minutes | Business development, small business groups, coaching events
Audiences Will Learn:
How to diagnose what's really causing business overwhelm
The difference between business advice and business design
Systems that work for inconsistent energy and executive function
How to create offers that sell without constant promotion
"The Hidden Reason Your Marketing Feels Like Torture"
Perfect for: Marketing events, service provider groups, introvert business owners
It's not your messaging. It's not your audience. Most marketing fails because it assumes you enjoy constant self-promotion and relationship building. Christina shares systematic approaches to visibility that work even if you'd rather hide behind your computer.
Best For: 30-75 minutes | Marketing events, service providers, introverted entrepreneurs
Audiences Will Learn:
Why traditional marketing advice fails for different personality types
How to create content that connects without feeling performative
Systems for attracting ideal clients instead of chasing them
The "anti-sales" approach to converting prospects to clients
The Systematic Thinker Who Accidentally Became an Entrepreneur
Christina never planned to be a business consultant. She started as a mechanical drafter, then computer programmer, then software engineer - but corporate life felt like wearing a suit that didn't fit.
In 2006, she took on a single $500 web design project while working full-time and raising two kids. That side hustle accidentally turned into an 18-year journey of building, breaking, and redesigning businesses.
Here's what makes her different:
Background in Systems: Her engineering and programming background means she sees businesses like systems with inputs, processes, and outputs. When something's broken, there's usually a systematic reason.
Neurodivergent Perspective: As an autistic entrepreneur, she understands firsthand why most business advice doesn't work for different brains. She's not guessing about ADHD challenges - she lives them.
Pattern Recognition: After working with hundreds of entrepreneurs, she can spot the same 7,043+ business design problems showing up over and over. It's like having business déjà vu.
Anti-Fluff Philosophy: She gives real answers, not cheerleading. Audiences love that she diagnoses actual problems instead of just motivating people to "try harder."
Invite Christina to Speak
Speaking fees vary based on event type, audience size, preparation required, and travel needs. Christina is committed to making her expertise accessible while valuing her time appropriately. Contact for a custom quote.
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Christina's Mission
Christina believes entrepreneurship shouldn't require masking who you are or forcing yourself into strategies that drain your energy. She's on a mission to create a business world where:
Different thinking is an advantage, not something to overcome
Questions are welcome because that's how smart people learn
Sustainable growth matters more than hustle culture metrics
Business success includes fulfillment, not just financial outcomes
Through her speaking and consulting work, she's proving that neurodivergent entrepreneurs don't need to change their brains - they need business strategies designed FOR their brains.
Bio Options
Short Bio (50 words):
Christina "Blue" Hooper is a business design consultant who helps neurodivergent entrepreneurs build sustainable businesses using systematic frameworks. With a background in programming and engineering plus 18+ years of entrepreneurial experience, she specializes in creating business models that work WITH different brains, not against them.
Medium Bio (100 words):
Christina "Blue" Hooper started as a mechanical drafter and programmer before discovering that corporate life didn't suit her neurodivergent thinking. In 2006, a single $500 web design project accidentally launched her into entrepreneurship.
Over 18+ years, she's developed systematic frameworks for business design that work specifically for ADHD and autistic minds. As a business design consultant, Christina helps entrepreneurs stop fighting their brains and start building businesses around their natural strengths. Her superpower is diagnosing business problems in minutes using pattern recognition and systematic thinking.
Extended Bio (150+ words):
Christina "Blue" Hooper never planned to revolutionize business consulting - she just got tired of advice that didn't work for her autistic brain. Starting as a mechanical drafter, then computer programmer and software engineer, she discovered that corporate life felt like forcing a square peg into a round hole.
In 2006, while working full-time and raising two kids, Christina took on a single $500 web design project. That side hustle accidentally became an 18-year journey of building, breaking, and systematically redesigning businesses.
Today, Christina runs a consulting practice helping neurodivergent entrepreneurs design businesses around their strengths rather than fighting their differences. Using her signature BLUEprint framework, she combines her engineering background with deep entrepreneurial experience to solve business problems others miss.
Her superpower? Pattern recognition that lets her diagnose business issues in minutes, plus the systematic thinking to create solutions that actually work for different brains. She's on a mission to prove that business success doesn't require masking, hustle, or neurotypical strategies.
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